"What the fuck is a Maylor? Is it a candy bar or what?"
— Roger Taylor on discovering maylor
“I insisted that I keep the bra and panties that I wore for the I Want To Break Free video shoot, I still slip into them occasionally when I’m feeling naughty.”
— Roger Taylor (via incorrectrogertaylorquotes)
'Well, at the very least, this does mean he'll stop borrowing my lingerie. Do you know how hard it is to get lipstick out of silk?'
Excuse me, red lipstick is tacky so I think you’ll find those markings are not mine, thank you. Maybe you should question your wife!
"His middle name is Tiger because he was conceived on my tigerskin rug, and yes the sex tape does exist but you’ll have to ask Brian for a copy, seeing as he filmed it."
— Roger Taylor on his son Rufus and his infamous sex tape.
Of course it was me yo, I run the blog, I thought u knew how hilarious I was!!! -offend-
"I almost lost my genitals in an unfortunate car accident. I tried to shove my cock into the exhaust pipe.. Loretta wasn’t happy, she doesn’t like surprises."
— Roger Taylor on his car, Loretta.
"that one about his underwear from IWTBF... when he said it?"
((The quotes aren’t real, they’re just created to amuse you. Sorry D: ))